One way to have a unique wedding is to write your own vows. Let us help you with these humorous one liners you can add to your vows!
Hey, John!
I love Star Wars, Star Trek, science fiction, and fantasy! Are there any funny, one liners I could add to my wedding vows that reference sci fi or fantasy?
Thanks!
–Jerry in Agawam
Hey, Jerry!
There sure are! Let me share my list of my favorite, funny one liners which have been added to wedding vows:
Sci-Fi, Fantasy & Gamers
I love you through Time and Relative Dimensions in Space.
Today we join our two hearts into one being and not in a Time Lord way.
You’re my favorite deputy – I love you to infinity and beyond!
“I have been, and always shall be, your friend.”–(Spock to Kirk)
(Spouse’s name) and (your name) nn the ocean.
I promise that we will never wear red shirts as in Star Trek: The Original Series.
“Marriage is the greatest adventure of them all. It’s filled with pitfalls and setbacks and mistakes, but it’s a journey worth taking, because you take it together.”–Miles O’Brien in Deep Space 9
I promise to pay all my debts to you – a Lannister always does.
I love you, by the old gods and the new.
Let what is joined never be parted – So say we all!
I promise to protect you–even when we meet hostile space aliens. I have my ray gun!
I take you to be my lawfully wedded wife, in sickness and in health, until death do we part or you turn into a zombie…because then we’re going to have to start seeing other people.
I vow to stand by your side when the zombie apocalypse comes. If you should be turned into one, I promise to let you bite me, so I can too be one. Therefore, I can then stay by your side forever.
I vow to protect you from all the ills of the world, even if a scientist invented a way to clone dinosaurs and the dinosaurs escaped from his zoo and then they came after us – I would protect you as well as I could manage from said dinosaurs. That is how much I love you.
You will always be my clever girl!
I will love you until all we are nothing but fossils.
If you have a special interest such as music or movies, I have a list of funny one liner vows for those too.
Your friend in the wedding business,
John Shyne
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