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Funny Wedding Vows for Sci-Fi Fans!

One way to have a unique wedding is to write your own vows. Let us help you with these humorous one liners you can add to your vows!

Hey, John!

I love Star Wars, Star Trek, science fiction, and fantasy! Are there any funny, one liners I could add to my wedding vows that reference sci fi or fantasy?


–Jerry in Agawam

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Hey, Jerry!

There sure are! Let me share my list of my favorite, funny one liners which have been added to wedding vows:

Sci-Fi, Fantasy & Gamers

I love you through Time and Relative Dimensions in Space.

Today we join our two hearts into one being and not in a Time Lord way.

You’re my favorite deputy – I love you to infinity and beyond!

1950s space ship

“I have been, and always shall be, your friend.”–(Spock to Kirk)

(Spouse’s name) and (your name) nn the ocean.

I promise that we will never wear red shirts as in Star Trek: The Original Series.

“Marriage is the greatest adventure of them all. It’s filled with pitfalls and setbacks and mistakes, but it’s a journey worth taking, because you take it together.”–Miles O’Brien in Deep Space 9

Vector drawing of Mr. Spock
Pixabay drawing of spaceman confronting space aliens

I promise to pay all my debts to you – a Lannister always does.

I love you, by the old gods and the new.

Let what is joined never be parted – So say we all!

I promise to protect you–even when we meet hostile space aliens. I have my ray gun!

I take you to be my lawfully wedded wife, in sickness and in health, until death do we part or you turn into a zombie…because then we’re going to have to start seeing other people.

I vow to stand by your side when the zombie apocalypse comes. If you should be turned into one, I promise to let you bite me, so I can too be one. Therefore, I can then stay by your side forever.

zombies' hands
T Rex and man

I vow to protect you from all the ills of the world, even if a scientist invented a way to clone dinosaurs and the dinosaurs escaped from his zoo and then they came after us – I would protect you as well as I could manage from said dinosaurs. That is how much I love you.

You will always be my clever girl! 

I will love you until all we are nothing but fossils.

If you have a special interest such as music or movies, I have a list of funny one liner vows for those too.

Your friend in the wedding business,

John Shyne


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